pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

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kemikalkat:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

my mom got a bunch of nerds from school because she’s a teacher and she’s letting me eat them

kelsey this could have been worded better

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via starkid-nerdfighter)

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shitshilarious:

dorkasming:

shitshilarious:

I dont see skin color

I dont see anything

I accidentally super glued my hands to my eyes

help me

How are you typing this then?

image

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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fischdonut:

I’m going to hell for this c,:

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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lickertwat:

Dark lipstick is my fave 💁💕
sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this